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Problem.  Okay  I have been known to freak out for crazy reasons in the past.  Finding a new bruise obviously means I have leukemia. If I nick myself in the shower… I’m going to bleed out. Its possible I threw a fit because freaking Indiana has a serious lack of Sonics. If I am out in the cold for more than 15 minutes I KNOW frostbite is soon approaching. But this time I have a serious problem I swear!
 I’ll cut to the chase, I think I may have lost my inner child!!! 

Ex 1) Disney World is supposed to be the happiest place on earth right? Every little kids dream full of cotton candy and Disney princesses.  Right? Wrong! I hated that place. The thought of setting foot on Disney grounds makes me vomit a little in my mouth.

Ex 2) I went to the circus…. It freaked me out.  The clowns weren’t funny they were stupid… and slightly annoying.  Creepy music played while a gremlin like, bald dude , slowly stared the audience down. I know that dude will show up in my nightmares.  Sure, the acts were coo, filled with freaky talented Chinese prodigy children,but the wonder and amazement of the circus just wasn’t there for me.
Ex3) I CAN’T SLEEP IN ANYMORE! This is very alarming … I could sleep in until 11 easily if I wanted to before. Now, at 7:30 I am up and ready to take on the world, whether I want to go back to bed or not. My body simpley wont let me drift swiftly back into dreamland.
Ex4) I have no desire to go to seaworld/waterparks this Sunday. Do you people realize that those places are just one big germ pool???? Apparently not…

Ex5) Instead of craving Lucky Charms and other sugar cereal that is sure to rot teeth out and cause millions of cavities I crave oatmeal. More Fiber means More fun! 

Hopefully my inner child is just on vacation???