Ode to Country Music

Here it comes just what y'all have been waiting for: I have had an epiphany!!! I don't know why it has taken me soooo long to realize this, but all of life's lessons can be learned through COUNTRY MUSIC.  Now, I know some people think this lovely genre of music is just for hicks and hillbillies who like to hear songs about America, guns, and large trucks...  well it might be....but just go with me here :)
Example 1 : "We live this life, breath to breath, we're all the same; we all bleed red" This song teaches not only teaches infants that our blood is red, but everyone has their own 
problems and whether they seem insignificant or not they hurt each person just the same


Example 2: "Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don't blink"  Mr. Kenny Chesney tells us not to take life for granted and live every moment before its gone


Example 3: " Tequila makes her clothes fall off" make sure to put an extra layer on if you plan on drinking tequila or else you will becoming home in just a table cloth


Example 4: " You can climb in my lap and drive if you want to, girl you know you got me to hold onto" This song is a warning :BEWARE FARMS BOYS WILL INFACT TRY TO SEDUCE YOU WITH THEIR BIG GREEN TRACTORS !!!


Example 5: " Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy".... self explanatory, Your fighting animal cruelty! 


Example 6: " I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his and and her tattoos" Basically be the better the person and pray about your ex. It will not only bring you closer to God but help you creatively get over your frustration.


Example 7: " Everybody dies famous in a small town" watch out, all your actions will eventually be known and repeated at your funeral 


Example 8: "But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleacher" t-swift sums this lesson up perfectly... there will always be a witch in your life that has your man even if he was yours first... put his name in a song and talk about fairytales.. you might win him back :) 


Example 9: " There's life at both ends, Of that red dirt road" Sometimes the best solution is just to get in the car and drive.


Example 10: " I went sky diving, I went Rocky Mountain climbing" yes this is a cheesy song but ride a bull named Fu man chew and live your life like you were dying.


I think i made my point! :)