Like the normal college student, I despise mornings with a passion!! The fact that i get to wake up at 7:11 everyday for my 8ams makes me despise mornings even more. Here are some morning guidelines that you should live by if you want to get along with me in the early hours of the day:
1. DON'T talk to me until i talk to you! Is starting a conversation in the bathroom at 7:15 in the morning really necessary? NO!!! I don't appreciate it when i stumble into the bathroom in a half sleep state to brush my teeth and wash my face, and then immediately forced by some perky morning person to talk about my day. Go find more perky people of your kind... stay away from me!
2. I have to eat breakfast. My mind wont work until some sort of cereal, eggs, or oatmeal is in my tummy
3. During my 8 ams i am still not awake... DON'T talk to me... unless it is in a calm matter. I don't understand how some people are bouncing off the walls during this time of day... I give you props for being excited to start life, but let me start my life at my own timing.
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